Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im drinking this country out of the recession.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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