Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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