just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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