I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I love you. Go after that dick
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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