Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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