Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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