I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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