We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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