Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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