I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Floor bacon is actually really good
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
tell me about the fingering
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