I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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