i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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