I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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