Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My dick has a subreddit
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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