After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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