For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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