You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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