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(212): View more from New York

so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"

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(706): View more from Georgia

Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.

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(585): View more from New York

yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer

(919): View more from North Carolina

Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can

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(734): View more from Michigan

It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.

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