If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i barfeds in our rink
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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