yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
