So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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