I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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