Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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