I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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