We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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