So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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