I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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