...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
