who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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