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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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