Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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