What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
