if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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