Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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