That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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