And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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