There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
ttyl tear gas
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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