so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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