I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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