you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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