my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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