I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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