Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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