why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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