Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
did i just pee glitter
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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