is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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