You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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