I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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