He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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