Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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