we have officially lost it.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
