whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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