I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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