Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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