google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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