I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
sex in a hospital.. check
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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