You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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