I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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