lets start a swedish sibling band together
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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