butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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