i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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